1) Yesterday I totally forgot to write about the Master Cleanse. I am seriously thinking about doing this, probably when I get back. My body is so backed up and full of shit from Famous Stars and Diet coke. No no no I need to be clean and pure. But really the thought of shitting black tar is really exciting!!
2) I really love the blogs of Asian loons. Seriously! I wish my blog could be a continous loonhole fo amazingness. I will put up picture soons.
3) Work took me out to lunch for a delicious goodbye lunch. Only, I had just eaten hotwings from Ralphs. I really like hot wings a lot. I feel like I don't eat them enough. Maybe my new goal will be to eat more hot wings.
4) My body feels like shit now. It's really awesome. I'm going to go home and eat good vegetables and soup and release all this shit from my body. I have alright shitted. It's awesome.
5) Also -- my new favorite words is Yikes!
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