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Bed-Sharing:

It's not that I hate post-coital cuddling. And it's definitely not that I have an coital in my life to speak of right now. I have just always liked sleeping in my own bed, in my own space surrounded by my own clutter. Somehow, though, I guess like most other people in relationships that are already consummated, I've ended up sleeping in the same bed with someone else. But I never really liked it...

But HAHA! (imagine me say HA HA really loud!) Today I read this:

Couples should consider sleeping apart for the good of their health and relationship, say experts... One study found that, on average, couples suffered 50% more sleep disturbances if they shared a bed. Dr Stanley, who sleeps separately from his wife, points out that historically we were never meant to share our beds. He said the modern tradition of the marital bed only began with the industrial revolution, when people moving to overcrowded towns and cities found themselves short of living space... "We all know what it's like to have a cuddle and then say 'I'm going to sleep now' and go to the opposite side of the bed. So why not just toddle off down the landing?"
- http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8245578.stm

So there. I will have my own room whenever I end up in anything. Errrr. YUP! Own room in is. So I can drool all over myself.

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