Thursday, March 11, 2010

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So, lately facebook has been bombarding me with the same fucking ads. They know that I crave baby, and I've accepted it so far because the babies are funny, cute, and CHUBBY! Unfortunately...


This baby looks fine. It's just a kind of creepy picture but the child looks very strong. I would like to have a child like this for manual labor. Like making me sandwich or stealing Girl Scout Cookies for Mama.

Uhhh... Hello!?! This baby is all cheek. I could handle that. I would just poke at the plumpness. FOREVER!!

This is definitely my FAVORITE baby. It looks like it could possible drop from my surrogate Mama's womb into my arms!! I would feed it Xiao Long Bao and mochi ice cream all day long. And it will love me forever.


Then it got weird. And slightly offensive. But... we won't go into that. None-the-less, I was beginning to get worried. Then...

Creepy Ginger. With glasses. Rolling on the floor. With no souls. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Brandon said...

No souls. Ahhhhh.

Dorothy said...

OMG I can't wait for Facebook to truly understand your soul and combine Sharpeis with yellow baby cheeks! SO MUCH WRINKLES! JESSIE'S GIRL IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!