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1) Today I got a nice big free Black Angus lunch from work. Mmm. Delicious. I always order my steak medium-well done, because I'm afraid of contracting some scary disease. Ebola? Mad Cow? Does cooking the meat even kill the virus!? I'm not sure. So I can never eat my meat without my good friend A1. Mmmm.

2) This style blog shit is really hard. Today I tried to get dressed, spent like ten minutes on trying to find okay lighting, then was about to run out the door when I started to worry that I am being too performative and my style isn't being authentic, so I ran back and changed my coat into my pleather jacket that I just can't take off lately!

3) The Undeniable book is really being published. My stupid writing is in it! Okay, not stupid. My few letters of hilarious deep pining for my good friend-sister Dorosister. See!! Being authentic is good!! It gets you published!!!

4) I have collected the ornaments from the gift baskets that my office has recieved! I will craft amazing hair pieces for Dorosister who will wear them because she is such a classic loon bin. Her and my mama, but I want her to just stop wearing sweatpants!!

5) I like messing around on the ukulele. I know that it's easy to just find the chords and stuff online, but it rarely sounds quite right to me. So i just sit and mess around until I get it. Last night I figured out Beyonce's excellant version of Ave Maria and Neyo's So Sick. I am going to try and figure out either Listen or Regina Spector's version of Ave Maria. Just so I can be totally well rounded. That or Aural Pleasure, which has been stuck in my head for the past few days!